Because I don’t really want to spend much time on the latest rumors about Angelina attempting to adopt yet another child, nor do I really have any new jokes on the matter, I’ve just copied and pasted BWE’s stock “Angelina Adopts” post below and updated the details.
BREAKING NEWS: Angelina Jolie and husband Brad Pitt, or, as I call them, Brangelina are rumored to be adopting a [INS NUMBER:] FOURTH child, this time from the severely empoverished nation of [INS COUNTRY:] Ethiopia. When asked about the adoption, Angelina repeatedly gushed about the thrill of motherhood, though the fact that this most recent adoption comes just in time for the dvd release of “Mr. & Mrs. Smith” after the couple has had multiple, extremely public squabbles has raised questions about Ms. Jolie’s motives.
Nonetheless, Pitt, star of the film Ocean’s Eleven Thirteen, and Jolie, star of Girl, Interrupted and [INS NEXT GOOD MOVIE] have embraced their status as America’s everywhere-but-America’s most famous couple since Britney and K-Fed Burt Reynolds and Loni Anderson, appearing constantly on telephones the internet and records compact discs. President Taft Bush would agree.
Who are they gonna adopt next, The Lindbergh Baby Haley Joel Osmet??
Done and done. Lunch time.
