- TV legend Merv Griffin passed away at the age of 82. We’ll take “Sad News” for a thousand, Alex.
- Joe Francis is wondering why Hugh Hefner won’t help him out with some support while he’s in prison. Best of all, Joe Francis is still in prison.
- Get your week started off the way it deserves to be by letting your eyes snack on this beautiful beast of a man.
- Bruce Willis got kicked out of some high-end nightclub in Sardinia for refusing to cooperate with the photo-op demands of its billionaire owner who, I’m sure, kept insisting, “Djou say dee ‘Yippee-kai-yay motherf*cker!’ line for me again!”
- K-Fed‘s paper-serving and custody-getting game is ridiculous.
