- ROTTEN TOMATO: “Daddy Day Camp” falls one kind Hollywood.com writer short of achieving a legendary 0% score on the Tomatometer. Just goes to show how special “Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever” truly was.
- SADDEST JOB: How low on the paparazzi totem pole do you have to be to get assigned to following around Brad Garrett?? Were they hoping to catch some drunken, anti-Semitic observational comedy?
- BACK-HANDED COMPLIMENT: Chicago is no longer the “syphilis capital of the United States!” So from now on, when you’re giving suggestions at improv shows, yell “gonorrhea.”
- CELEBRITY ASS: In retrospect, how did Katherine McPhee’s ass lose to Taylor Hicks’ ass on that national ass competition show on FOX? You know, the one called “Ass”?
- NEW YORK POST IMPRESSION: ESPN.com provides their best, not-labored-at-all headline about the uncertain future of Twins pitcher Johan Santana (pic after the jump):
