- Someone about today’s Page Six item about the Olsens being “Telepathic Twins” used in conjunction with this photo makes our souls come flying out of our bodies and into our computer monitor. You can almost hear the waitress being like “And would you like braaaainnnss with you bellini?”
- Rumor has it Derek Jeter gave Jessica Alba herpes during their relationship. We hope he wrapped it in one of those comically oversized red bows meant for cars! Really, Jeter Herpes have got to be like soooo much sexier than regular ones.
- Ed Harris threw a fit at the Heathrow Airport security checkpoint after guards asked him to empty his pockets. Once through the metal detector, officials immediately handed him an Oscar for his dedication to the role. Sexiest Airport Meltdown Ever? Check.
- Nicole Richie, meet boobs. Boobs, this is Nicole Richie. Ya’ll should go grab a drink with each other to get reacquainted.
- For some reason, the thought of owning a brick from one of The Sopranos hang-outs doesn’t turn us on. Then again, we could use it to smash in our televisions next time the finale is on…. hmmm….
