Forget about the chick who won The Next Food Network Star, the below home video contains the budding cooking personality actually destined to be the next Rachael Ray. Look at the sureness of his hands. Listen to the easy authority in his voice. Stare in awe at the… wait a second… is that… could it be… Um, yeah, that’s definitely Christopher Walken. What the hell’s he doing cooking chicken with pears?
This is a bizarre one people. In a way, it makes absolutely no sense for there to be a video of Christopher Walken cooking chicken with pears. In another way, it makes absolutely perfect sense for there to be a video of Christopher Walken cooking chicken with pears. Can anyone out there shed some light on what the hell’s going on here and why this video even exists? And is that his own hasn’t-been-remodeled-since-1987-kitchen he’s cooking in? I hope so. And what’s up with the cat at the end? Is that Christopher Walken’s cat? I want it to be.
Warning: This clip isn’t funny. It’s actually kind of boring. It’s a lot like watching your uncle cook chicken. Assuming your uncle is Christopher Walken.
(Thanks to Pop Candy for digging this up)
