- BREAKING NEWS: Kobe Bryant is prepared to file for divorce. I wouldn’t want to be married to a woman who faithfully stood by a cheating sexual assaulter either.
- If you didn’t see that X-Games skateboarder wipe out last night, With Leather will allow you to re-live the horror. I didn’t realize the “X” referred to peoples’ eyes literally turning into cartoon Xs after wacky injuries.
- The Detroit Lions signed 2nd overall pick Calvin Johnson to a six-year, $64 million contract; general manager Matt Millen said at the press conference, “We’re the Lions and we’re drafting a wide receiver — what could possibly go wrong?” then the outhouse from “Daddy Day Camp” exploded, leaving Johnson covered in soot and toilet paper.
- Elsewhere this week, Deion Sanders said some controversial things that make Gary Sheffield’s controversial things sound like Nelly performing the clean version of “Ride With Me” on New Year’s Rockin’ Eve.
- Finally, this Onion Article made me laugh, and feel a little bad for it (and it’s a lot damn sooner than Jonathan Brandis.)
I’ll be on vacation next weekend, so Adam “Superjock” Winer will be in command of BWE’s sports empire. Please be as generous with your “What in the name of F-ing Christ is Deion Sanders’ problem” for him as you have been with me.
