- Sorry Santa, but Russia has just claimed the North Pole for themselves. Might want to go ahead and tell the kids they’re only getting vokda, poverty and a copy of The Communist Manifesto for Christmas this year. (And yes, I know that isn’t the Russian flag. It just looked funnier.)
- No longer content to just sit around making vague threats in the name of Allah, Al Qaeda has actually started releasing teaser trailers for their next terrorist attack. Looks like it could be a bomb, though.
- A new report suggest the Iraq War costs $4,000 a second. Think about that for a second – BAM, four grand right there!
- Some rural town in Kentucky is flipping out about a woman putting her dead dog’s name, which was “Sh*thead”, on its tombstone. The distraught pet owner was apparently unwilling to even entertain their less vulgar compromise suggestions of “Poopnoggin” or “Crapskull”.
- Here’s the best video of a donkey trying to rape a man that you’ll see all day, probably. (And I don’t care how long this may or may not have been around, donkeys attempting rape never gets old.)
