As we’re all still coping with Lindsay Lohan‘s surprise decision to show the world just how f*cked up she really is last night by embarking upon a coke-fueled car chase through the streets of LA like she was playing a live game of Grand Theft Auto: Hollywood, TMZ brings us the news that Lindsay was scheduled as this evening’s guest on The Tonight Show, an appearance that will presumably be cancelled on account of her busy “total career annihilation” schedule. But this all begs an even bigger, more important question: what hacky topical jokes will Jay Leno make when he does his obligatory bit on the matter during tonight’s monologue? We’ve wagered our guesses below, leave your own in the comments, and we’ll post the clip tomorrow to see who’s right!
a) Lindsay Lohan was scheduled to appear on the show tonight, but cancelled her appearance after being arrested on DUI charges for the second time in months. The Parent Trap? More like the Police Trap!
b) Lindsay Lohan was arrested for drunk driving again last night and won’t be able to join us on the show. She did, however, use her one phone call to let us know she wouldn’t make it. Hey-O!
c) After getting another DUI last night, many people are worried that Lindsay Lohan might have a serious drinking problem. Though I’d say that drinking is the one thing she’s pretty good at.
d) Lindsay Lohan received her 2nd DUI in less than two months last night. She must have been Lohammered!
