From the BAN, MollyGood brings us the very latest details on the shambles of Lindsay Lohan‘s life, this account coming directly from the moustachioed mouth of one of the arresting officers!
Cue the Staid Police Explanation
Here’s everything you could ever want to know about Lindsay Lohan’s arrest, save for just what the fuck this chick was thinking, directly from the mustache-lined lips of a very stereotypical looking police officer. Some key words and phrases are “verbal argument,” “under the influence,” “small amount of cocaine,” “charged,” “possession,” “released,” “chasing,” “incident” and “trying to catch the mother of her personal assistant.”
