- In a bid to piss off every single person in America, the Apple Store will now charge a $5 entrance fee to those interested in molesting their products. And if this story is somehow a hoax, please do not kill the messenger, i.e. murder me in my sleep. UPDATE: So, yeah, it’s a joke. But sort of a genius bar idea.
- Two more reasons to wanna “get with” Daniel Radcliffe: 1. He finally turned 18 and 2. He’s just inherited $20 million. And bonus #3: He’s Harry F**king Potter.
- Because I am a lady, I won’t make any sort of jokes about this amazing man who managed to survive being cut in half 12 years ago, and is now learning to walk again. On a completely separate note, do not be surprised this Halloween when I roll into my various parties dressed liek R2D2. (What? I said separate!)
- NOTE TO SELF: Do not photograph the penises of my co-workers, and DEFINITELY do not compare said penises to Italian sausage. (Link SFW, seriously.)
- Finally, THE BEST VIDEO EVER about a Pet Hippopotamus named Jessica. No, really, the end is TOO MUCH.
