HOTTEST MY LITTLE PONY
Jada Pinkett-Smith
STRANGEST LOCATION OF A BABY FIST
Scary Spice’s Boyfriend’s Elbow
HAPPIEST “I’M NOT IN JAIL” POSE
Wesley Snipes
LEAST MICROWAVEABLE
Will Smith
Many more pictures from the bash welcoming the Beckhams to the states after the jump!
MOST LIKELY TO BRING YOU YOUR COCKTAIL
Brooke Shields
MOST THOROUGH CRACK-WARMING
The Beckhams
BEST DRESS EVER DESIGNED BY MS PAINT
Katie Holmes
MOST LIKELY TO BE AFRICAN-AMERICAN REINCARNATION OF FRIDA KAHLO
Lil’ Kim
SEXIEST LESBIAN COUPLE
Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy
BEST CHRISTINA RICCI IMPERSONATION
Alyson Hannigan
BIGGEST NIPPLE TEASE
This Guy
BEST PLACE TO REST YOUR DRINK
Vivica A. Fox’s Backside
MOST LIKELY TO ABUSE A REAL MAID
Victora “Fake Maid” Beckham
SEXIEST POWER COUPLE
Ron Howard & Brian Grazer
