- David Beckham is set to star in his own reality show called Please Give Me And My Wife More Attention, Even Though I’m Just A Professional Soccer Player In A Country That Doesn’t Give A Flying F*ck About Soccer.
- Lindsay Lohan has offciallly been booked on charges stemming from her drunk diving arrest months ago, which should give her an excellent position on the list of starlets hoping to get into Hollywood’s hot new prison scene.
- If you’ve heretofore been confused about any of the events leading up to Jon Lovitz giving Andy Dick the beating of a lifetime, someone has taken the time to provide us with a handy timeline documenting Dick’s pattern of progressive douchebaggery.
- Adrianne Curry (whoever that is) debunks Perez Hilton story about her smoking weed by going into extensive detail about how much she loves weed.
- Jeremy Piven is such a name-dropper that he’s gone out of his way to make sure you know that the little girl who plays Pearl the Landlord in that funny internet video is his niece, twice removed, by marriage, through Will Ferrell, who he’d love to work with again.
