I’m Managin’ My Own Business, Ya’ll!
Says Britney Spears’ Publicist, Britney Spears (That’s Me!)
Hey guys, it’s me… Britney Spears. Just want to send out a quick press release (that’s what this is) to let everyone know that I, Britney Spears, have decided to take my career into my own hands and become my very own business manager and publicist. It’s gonna be hard, and I’m sure I’ll have to learn how to do a lot of new things (like counting real high and changing diapers), but I am ready for the challenge. Does anyone have a contract to sign? Because I’ve got an erasable pen stuck behind my ear at all times. And don’t think that just because I never went to a “normal†school I don’t know how to read good. I read plenty good, especially between the lines – mostly it’s just white stuff but sometimes I’ll find a word here and there.
Anyway, from now on, if you want to book me, or call, chat, say hi to my babies, whatever, don’t go callin my business manager, call ME, Britney Spears. Now, I gotta run… a coyote broke into my garage and is licking Jayden’s face, and the habatchi grill in Sean Preston‘s bedroom just lit his curtains on fire. Peace and Love!
Britney Spears
BritBrit Ink.
immyownmanager@gmail.com
