UNEMPLOYMENT CHECK: Foot Fetishists, Take Note

Leave it to a guy who works at NASA to introduce us to the most stomach-turning, face-cringing strangeness seen on daytime television since Rosie hopped on her yoga swing: They’re called footsocks. And they’re worn by a Weird Al impersonator who works for NASA. Maybe he should spend less tiem admiring his aerodynamic toes and more time hot-gluing insulation foam to the space shuttle, yes?