- When a reader e-mailed me this photo saying “this baby looks like Chris Farley“, I was like, “Riiiight, because a baby could totally look like a 300 pound comedic genius”. But you know what, it does.
- “Healthy alcohol” might be the greatest two words my liver has heard since “last call”.
- Dropping your newborn into the trash at prom = skanky. Dropping your newborn into the trash at a Denny’s in Disneyland = classy.
- How come no one told me there were such things as Luxury Submarines, and how is it that P. Diddy doesn’t already have one?
- I don’t care whether The Simpsons Movie ends up sucking or not, for it as already given us the 180-foot cliff painting of Homer Simpson. Doh!
