- As Lindsay Lohan will tell you, there’s no better way to celebrate the end of a rehab stint than by staying out all night partying in Vegas. Welcome back, dear – we’ve missed you!
- Female rapper Remy Ma has been arrested on suspicion of shooting a woman outside of a Manhattan nightclub. 10 bucks says the victim was her publicist, and the whole thing was planned to sell albums.
- Congrats to Jerry O’Connell for becoming the second guy who got to marry Rebecca Romijn, despite her being totally out of their league.
- Britney Spears has a new living thing for her to neglect, and she didn’t even have to bone K-Fed to get it!
- Donald Trump was photographed partying at an LA nightclub favored by the likes of Britney and Paris, but luckily for us all, he didn’t flash anyone his junk. Though if he had, you can bet it would’ve been the classiest genital-flashing we’ve ever seen.
