Well, it looks like Lindsay Lohan’s vagina just can’t stay all zipped up into her size 0 skinny jeans like we were hoping… in fact, it’s back on the hot-pink loose. This time, it’s some sort of shady “hacker” who broke into Lindsay’s computer, stole some naked photos of her taken by ex-boyfriend Calum Best… whoever could this hacker be? Page Six reports:
NEWLY sober Lindsay Lohan is afraid that nude photos taken of her by British bad boy Calum Best have been stolen by a computer hacker and will wind up on the Internet.
Underground site celebslam.com claims it has its hands on nude photos of Lindsay – and the stalker-ish site is threatening to publish them.
In what Web site owner “Nick” claims to be a G-mail chat between himself and Lohan, the starlet supposedly wrote: “All I know is that someone broke into my computer and left a file on my desktop saying he got the pictures Cal took from me naked.”
Hmm… a hacker, eh? Why, whoever would want to hack Lindsay’s computer for naked pics? Think about it: Naked pics are only going to further her slowly dying career, and what with her stripper movie I Know Who Hacked… Er, I Mean, Killed Me slated for release, naked pics of her radioactive spam repository could be exactly thing to get people in LiLo all over again. Who on earth would want to do this to poor Lindsay, hurtling her nude body into the spotlight for all the world to see? WHO ON EARTH?
