OK, Gumshoes, time to get off your magnifying asses and solve this case. Michael “Kramer” Richards has left the country of America, following his en-ger debacle last year, for the greener pastures of another land, a smaller land. When he’s not probably sleeping with their abundance of prostitutes, perhaps he’s reapplying a little Khmer Rouge, or making incendiary jokes about the “Pol Pot calling the kettle black.” So… Where in the World Is Michael Richards?
He’s in Cambodia, of course! Doing — what else? — some spiritual healing with his fiancée. The LA Times reports that Richards quit stand-up comedy (thanks God), and has sort-of half-joined a religious sect known as the Nithyanandas, named after a 29-year-old Hindu monk who some have nicknamed a “modern mystic.” The same thing people used to say about Jerry Seinfeld! Maybe Krames is onto something. Let’s just hope he doesn’t roll onto the steps of the country’s most famous temple and make an “Angkor ‘N-gga’ Wat!” joke.
