- This headline is the only thing you need to know about the upcoming Spice Girls reunion: “Spice Girls hire therapist for tour.”
- Just when you thought you would never have to look at a Trump on the air ever again, Ivanka Trump somehow manages to become a contender to replace Rosie O’Donnell on The View. Neither one of her breasts had a comment.
- We’ve always tried our best to defend good singer/creepy guy Clay Aiken, but now that we know he’s a “put his foot on your airplane armrest” kind of guy… well, that’s just inexcusable. We’re totally on the side of the woman who may or may not have kicked the sh*t out of him.
- Tony Parker manages to find and wed the only girl petite enough to be swished through a hoop, Eva Longoria.
- Finally, two runners in the famous Bulls of Pamplona walked away from the event sporting shiny new a**sholes!
