- BLIND ITEM: The Post reports that Padma Lakshmi, newly divorced from writer Salman “Sal Bass” Rushdie, has already been spotted with “an unidentified billionaire”. Given Padma’s fondness for midnight munchies, we’re guessing it’s The Hamburglar. (NY Post)
- MORE CELEBRITY BABY NEWS!: Is that a Baby Bump I see on the Countess of Wessex? Oh, no, that’s just a comically oversized ostrich feather hat. (BBC News)
- THE SEXPLANATION: John Stamos has blamed his loopy behavior on Australian TV last week on the prescription drug Ambien. Though, we would still like to run with our original joke on this subject… “How Lude!” (Us Magazine)
- KEEPING IT REAL ESTATE: Michael Jackson‘s dreamhouse comes up for sale at the bargain price of $135 million. Let’s hope he doesn’t freak out the neighbors. (Yahoo News)
- GOODBYE GIFT FOR THE LADIES: As we won’t be posting tomorrow, we thought we’d leave you with something to stare at for the next 40 hours or so… these candid shots of Clive Owen just bein’ so Clive-y. Or you could just rent Children of Men or something. (PopSugar)
- AND ONE FOR THE MEN: Here is an article and a slideshow containing everything you’ve ever wanted to know about Posh Spice‘s boobs. Get out your grapefruit spoon and get to reading! (The Sun)
- Have a great holiday, everyone! See you back on Thursday! (Flickr)
