- President Bush straight up “wiped away” the prison sentence a federal grand jury gave his old pal Scooter Libby. America – F*CK YEAH!
- Some Mexican guy has taken over Bill Gates‘ title of richest man in the world. See, they really are taking our jobs.
- Even if The Simpsons Movie doesn’t turn out to be as good as I think it will be, it has already given us this 7-11, which is one Middle-Eastern stereotype away from being the real Kwik-E-Mart.
- Iran has rejected Oliver Stone‘s request to film in their country, saying they loved The Doors, but pretty much everything he’s made since then has been pretentious, self-indulgent crap.
- Esquire Magazine thinks David Cross might be the “next Dane Cook“. Now THAT’S comedy.
