- BREAKING NEWS: It would appear Lindsay Lohan was doing some coke the night she was so coked up that she crashed her car into a curb and cops found coke in it. (TMZ)
- CREEEEEPY: Somebody posted the news of wrestler Chris Benoit‘s wife’s death on Wikipedia more than 13 hours before her body was officially discovered. I always knew pro wrestling was scripted, but jeez. (Fox News)
- BUBBLE BOY: This video of The Flaming Lips‘ frontman rolling his giant bubble all over the Bonnaroo crowd almost makes you feel like you’re there, whacked out of your mind, and rockin’ the F out – and best of all, you don’t have to be surrounded by a bunch of stupid stinking hippies to watch it. (Stereogum)
- PULP FICTION: As it turns out, Jennifer Aniston is NOT getting as serious with Random Dude Nobody Cares About as some tabloid magazines were reporting. (24/Sizzler)
- NEW NICKNAME: I move that, henceforth, we refer to Paris Hilton only as Uninteresting Blob of Flesh. (Gallery of the Absurd)
- MINDFAKE: The only thing even remotely magical about Mindfreak “illusionist” Criss Angel is his power of always appearing to be such a complete douchebag. (ONTD)
