Further proof that the entire continent of Australia is desperately hungry for some unique Aussie-related gossip: An interview with John Stamos for Australian newspaper The Daily Telegraph, where the Full House star appeared out of sorts and, according to the paper, drunk off of his gorgeous ass, is BLOWING UP the down under tabloids. The original interview doesn’t sound so much like Uncle Jesse as it does Paula Abdul, with some slurring, a handful of beard-stroking, and a pinch of slow eye-rolling. Stamos insisted he wasn’t drunk (we’re thinking tranqs or ludes, but whatever), and that he was just extremely jet-lagged.
But Stamos couldn’t leave well enough alone. In an appearance on an Australian morning show, Stamos continued exhibit this strange behavior, then goes ahead and accuses the guy who conducted the above interview of — wait for it — having a small penis. Ouch. Touche, Stamos! Take a look at the appearance, might we suggest through the fingers covering your eyes:
Well, needless to say, Australia hasn’t seen these kind of tabloid fireworks since Lyndon Johnson passed a little gas at the Sydney Opera House. So what do you guys think? Was it jet lag, as Stamos insists, or something more sinister… like an Olsen Twins Cocktail, for example? In the meantime, Unky JJ has apologized, but only to the Australians. We think he owes an apology to the entire country of America for denying us one of the best controversies of 2007 first hand. Aw, what the hell, we still love you.
