The brand new, ultra-improved and definitely starved Paris Hilton was released from jail last night, and it’s safe to say there were a handful of paparazzi there to catch the heiress strutting towards her mother Kathy. Actually, there were probably around 5,000 paparazzi there from all over the world — and Fox News was smart enough to take their news copter out of the garage to catch the action. The following clip plays like a combination fashion show and nature documentary, with Paris doing a truly admirable job of working the catwalk while also humble grasping her hands in front of her. And while we are actually truly excited for the new, smarter, philanthropist Paris to take over the world, we also want to give a fair warning to Paris haters: If you thought the girl’s career was over, you might as well just go ahead and kill yourselves. Something tells us it’s just starting. **Shiver**
Who else is canceling plans to watch Larry King tomorrow night?
