In yet another depressing example of the slow death of everything that was once good and right about American society, BuzzFoto has introduced me to Austin Visschedyk and Blaine Jones, aged fourteen and fifteen respectively, who are both working members of the roving mob of Hollywood Paparazzi. Instead of playing baseball (or even video games for that matter), picking up girls at the mall, or doing any of the other fun and relatively innocent things a child of their age should be doing, these dudes ride their scooters over to Hyde, and stand outside waiting for the big moneyshot of Britney‘s and Paris‘ and Lindsay‘s latest poor life choice. Here’s more:
The kids are ready for anything. They carry cell phones, top of the line equipment, pepper spray and condoms (just in case)….Already the teen paps have photographed Adam Sandler, Kelly Clarkson and Ryan Seacrest, but they have their sights set on tracking down Jessica Simpson.â€
They’re certainly precocious, but horny teen paps who haven’t finished puberty, but are packing pepper spray and condoms while stalking hot young starlets sounds like it could be a recipe for trouble. Most of all, I just hope this doesn’t catch on and our children start saying things like, “When I grow up I want to be a camera-weilding celebrity-stalking scumbag!”
