- WE WOULD HAVE PREFERRED A BAT VAN USED TO SOLVE MYSTERIES OVER THIS:
- Sure, we’re pretty excited about the upcoming Batman sequel. But forgive us if we can’t work up the appropriate amount of enthusiasm for Batman‘s new mode of transportation, the Fischer-Price “Batpod”. (LA Times)
- D-LIST RELATIONSHIP: Porn “Star” Kim Kardashian is being linked with Evan Ross, son of Diana. Good thing we’re not drawing any correlation between her famously large ass and his extreme case of Al-Reynolds-face. (Bricks and Stones)
- YOU BE THE JUDGE: Britney Spears flipping off the paparazzi? Or Gallagher on the lam, fresh from a night in a motel room with a beard clipper and bottle of peroxide, flipping off the paparazzi? Tough call. (TMZ)
- HAIR DO!: Tobey Maguire gets a buzz cut, and our peripheral vision immediately blocks out his fiancee and baby to focus on what he’s done for me lately. Which is a lot, apparently. (X17 Online)
- RANDOMNESS: Honestly, I have no idea how I came across this high school student’s 10 minute long interpretation of The Odyssey, using clips from old timey movies to modern day Cast Away‘s, but it’s sort of hypnotic, and strangely enjoyable, and I feel it my duty to link it up. So click if you have a spare 9 or so minutes. (You Tube)
