- In today’s edition of Stupid Rich People Will Buy Anything, $350 paintings by dogs!
- E-mail records are missing for 51 of the 88 White House officials who had e-mail accounts with the Republican National Committee. Hmm, what could they be hiding? Perhaps President Bush was embarassed by developing a US economic policy founded solely on the promise of “millions of dollars” from a kindly Nigerian attorney.
- A rideable vacuum cleaner that tricks kids into cleaning house might be the greatest invention of all time.
- I had no idea that “Whale Feces Researcher” was even an actual job, or could be such a metaphorically wonderful euphemism for my own line of work.
- Nobody tops the Japanese when it comes to devising bizarre beverages that only a certifiably insane person would ever want to drink.
