CAPTION THIS: Sometimes, You Just Don’t Need a Caption…

…As there’s no way you can top this picture of Jason “Gummy Bear” Davis. Though, if we were to try, it would probably revolve around the fact that his bellybutton just took a dump on his stomach, and his chest seems to be sprouting chipotle-flavored sausage.

And now, to not eat for the remainder of eternity.

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