- Tennessee Titans cornerback Adam “Pacman” Jones accepted his 1-year ban from the NFL, saying he is “committed” to becoming a “positive member of the NFL community” and that the next time he “makes it rain,” he will allow the strippers to “keep the money” and not “fight them.”
- The TV ratings for Game 2 of the NBA Finals were down 24% from last year, a drop which NBA officials are attributing to people tuning into the Sopranos finale. Ratings for the NHL playoffs also dropped this year, which NHL officials are attributing to most people not understanding, knowing any single fact about, being able to name one player in, or giving the slightest s*it about the NHL.
- So it turns out, the death of the coach of Pakistan’s national cricket team the day after the team was eliminated from the Cricket World Cup was the result of natural causes, not murder, as previously alleged. Presumably, the coach was pretty old, having lived through many cricket matches in their entirety.
- The wife of troubled golfer Jon Daly is claiming Daly intentionally scratched his face to make it look like his wife attacked him. She also denies force-feeding Daly alcohol against his will for the last two decades.
- And on a lighter note – not to overdose on the Pittsburgh stuff, but these photos of Steelers kicker Jeff Reed at a party are absolutely amazing. I always wondered what it’d be like if Guile got drunk and molested some women.
