We know you’re all simply dying for some more Simon Cowell in your lives, and we are here to serve. Simon is back in England hosting the sadly entertaining Britain’s Got Talent. And funny enough, it seems like Britain really DOES have talent! Or, at least, perfectly digestible little nuggets of television. Here are three acts from the show that are currently blowing up the Youtube viral charts. Let’s kick it off with Paul Potts, a mobile phone salesman with the face that reminds one of a really loyal pup, he gets up to sing the second most moving song ever (after Bon Jovi‘s “Bed of Roses”) “Nessun Dorma”. He’s no Domingo, but if ever there was a special called “The Nine Tenors”, surely he’d be number seven or eight:
After the jump, some trannies manage to class up the Pussycat Dolls, and a little girl rips our your heart strings, Mortal Kombat style.
Next, meet little Conny, another toothless wonder. Conny is notable because she makes grown women cry, and she’s the only person in the world who Simon Cowell is too intimidated by to insult. Also, our ovaries are sobbing: She’s too cute!
Finally, The Kit Kat Girls cover the Pussycat Dolls. Laugh as the men uncomfortably try to hide their… excitement. Also, we would give anything to see this group perform in front of the Queen! That would be a kiki!
Is it possible Britain is more talented than America? Oh right — OBVIOUSLY NOT!
