1. The world will simply never tire of seeing attractive movie stars joke around with each other while robbing stuff, which means Clooney and company will probably be making these movies until they die – $37.1 million
2. This movie is basically about a gay pirate fighting a ghost pirate, with the help of some Chinese pirates – $21.3 million
3. We haven’t seen a meteoric rise to stardom like Seth Rogen‘s since, well, The LeBeouf (though I don’t care how many air-humping jokes Rogen makes, he will never be The LeBeouf) – $20 million
4. I’d say that in terms of popularity, movies about penguins fall somewhere between blowjobs and immortality. Especially when they’re surfing penguins! – $18 million
5. Okay, parents – it’s time to sit your children down, show them a picture of the green ogre (though it’s probably on their bedsheets) and tell them “enough is enough” – $15.75 million
