- Donald Trump welcomed his first grandchild into the world by saying, “I’ve never seen such hair on a baby in my entire life”, leading his staff members to spend the next twenty minutes trying to assure The Donald that he did, in fact, have better hair than the baby.
- Harry Potter star Emma Watson says she likes boys who are into sports and speak multiple languages. She went on to say that wand size doesn’t hurt either.
- Angelina Jolie said she feels most comfortable talking when she’s nude, which is a coincidence, because I feel most comfortable with her talking when she’s nude.
- It sounds like Pete Wentz was boning his girlfriend Ashlee Simpson in the bathroom stall of his bar. Sooooo punk rock!
- After 35 years, Bob Barker taped his final episode of The Price Is Right yesterday. Makes the tears just want to come on down.
