As our collective dream of three weeks living in a Paris Hilton-less world was shattered this morning by the news that the heiress was released from prison after serving only 5 days of her sentence due to “medical reasons”, Entertainment Tonight is now bringing us more about the specifics surrounding her malady, and in a case of life imitating hacky headline jokes, it turns out her medical issue actually was “a rash”, meaning it MIGHT be herpes. Here’s the latest:
Sources close to the Hilton family tell ET the medical reason was actually a rash she developed on her body.According to People, Paris was having trouble behind bars. “She cries all day,” a source told the magazine. “She looks unwashed, she has no makeup and her hair is tangled. She cried audibly through the first two nights.”
So was this mysterious skin ailment, as logic would suggest, the result of some kind of sexually-transmitted disease flare-up, or is Paris just physically allergic to not being photographed? Only time will tell…
