- SASQUATCH SIGHTING: The first photo of Jayden James is out, and for what it’s worth, his forehead is not made out of dinosaur claws as suspected. (Faded Youth)
- NEW BABY DADDY: Speaking of Jayden, we’d like for him to meet his new baby daddy, Mommy’s Drug Counselor. (MSNBC)
- TOM HANKS YOU: If the 8-hours of nightmare that is the movie JFK isn’t enough for you, Tom Hanks is making a brand new JFK conspiracy theory miniseries for HBO. Gandolfini is going to make an excellent Kennedy! (Variety)
- SOMEONE PLEASE BUY AL SHARPTON A GAMEBOY: Al Sharpton finally proves he has way too much time on his hands, speaking out about Paris Hilton‘s early release from jail. p.s. He’s outraged, nuhduh. (People)
- PUT SOME PANTS: On this dog. (Stuff on My Mutt)
