- John Mayer has finally tired of having sex with Jessica Simpson. Seriously, you guys. For real this time.
- Now that you’ve had your coffee, how about your morning Report of Paris Hilton‘s Jailtime Misery? Mmm-hmm.
- For the four of you who didn’t see Britney Spears‘ vagooj the first time around, beware in your searching – your computer might get infected with the kind of virus the real thing is capable of.
- Over six months later, Britney Spears has finally arrived at the realization that Paris Hilton‘s friendship might not have been as purely intentioned as she’d thought.
- Is Nicole Richie pregnant, or did she just eat a raisin?
