Yesterday was Paris Hilton‘s second day in the clink, and TMZ has got a person on the inside (we’re thinking Paris is throwing notes through her barred window down to a little man in a press hat). Anyway, it seems like her fellow inmates are starting to warm to her! Some inmates are even dropping hints that they’d like to kick back on the famous Hilton meatcouch. While we are not familiar with the inmate mating process, it appears that Step 1 of letting the person know you like them is by slipping something cute under their door:
Some inmates have been coming up to her cell door, mostly to say hi. One inmate said, “You don’t deserve to be here.” Another made an origami butterfly from a magazine page and slipped it under her door. Another slipped a drawing book under her door. The guards, Paris says, have all been nice.
Origami butterflies? And notes??? How sweet! It’s so high school… “Do you like me? Check yes or no. xoxo Cellmate 826710.” It’s finally starting to settle in that Paris Hilton is literally in jail. Can’t wait to see how skinny she is when she gets out — you know she ain’t eating what they’re serving, in or out of the cafeteria.
