UNEMPLOYMENT CHECK: This is My Fave Unemployment Check of All Time

This is all you need to know about the following clip: The boy on your right won the Spelling Bee. He also has a major attitude, and is very likely not normal. Also? He might be my personal hero. Sorry Bette Midler!

No but really, this 3 and a half minute clip needs to be turned into a full-length movie. INCREDIBLE! And our true heart goes out to the anchor who tries to be as polite as possible in the face of sheer insanity. I would have been like “Eff off… spell that, son!”