- Nicole Richie is scared that she might go to jail, too… though, considering she could easily slip out through the bars, we’re not really sure what she’s worried about.
- The drummer of The Police calls Sting a “petulant pansy”, while we count down the minutes until Sting sneaks up behind him with a wire and kills the poor son of a bitch.
- Mary-Kate Olsen is due to celebrate her 117th birthday this year.
- John Travolta claims that his son — who many believe to be autistic — actually has Kawasaki Syndrome, a disease charaterized by skin rash, high fever, and jet ski feet.
- Who was the creepier kid, Kirsten Dunst or Drew Barrymore? We rarely use this internet terminology, but Dunst FTW!
