- Some artist is protesting fox hunting by throwing some shawarma spices on a poor dog (a corgi no less — our favorite breed!!), roasting him to delicious perfection, and then eating it. As if it couldn’t get any more nauseating, Yoko Ono was also on hand to try the doggy delicacy.
- I never thought I’d say these words, but here goes: Vagina Power, REEEEMIXXXX! Don’t forget to “hit that bottom!” (NSFW)
- Matt Drudge has a heart attack today, as he realizes Google Maps have been taking satellite pictures of us this whole time (as evidenced by this middle-aged woman jogging in San Fran). First one to find a picture of him having outdoor sex wins my respect!!
- Please check out these half-assed celebrity lookalikes, who literally look like weird, animatronic nightmare versions of some of your favorite stars. Seriously though, doesn’t putting on the Austin Powers get-up turn anyone into a lookalike?
- Finally, a $1 million bathtub made out of solid gold was stolen from a hotel in Japan. We have no idea how various Japanese businessmen will get lavish massages from well-paid prostitutes now, but we wish them all the best.
