- For some reason, Katie Holmes isn’t flattered that a small-town girl from Illinois has changed her name to Katee Holmes and will begin starring in porn films. And Katie has a point. If the girl wants media attention, why can’t she just enter a sham marriage with a closeted movie star like everybody else.
- Stop worrying! Jessica Simpson and John Mayer are back together. Now we can all go back to leading normal lives. Until they break up again. And then get back together. Again. And again. And again.
- In Internet news: Some website called The MySpace has worked out an agreement with attorney generals in eight states on rules for handing over the information of pedophiles predatoring on their site. In related news: BWE.tv editor Alex Blagg is switching states.
- Despite starring in the most famous video of his career, David Hasselhoff has been awarded temporary custody of his two children–which means that his wife must be even more abusive of hamburgers than he is.
- It turns out that Oprah’s dad, Vernon Winfrey, is writing a tell all book about his daughter–and didn’t bother to mention it to her. Looks like someone is a little upset they weren’t invited to last year’s Favorite Things episode…
