- American Idol shocked us last night by giving judge-favorite Melinda Doolittle her walking papers. After being told she was voted off, Doolittle responded with her trademark humility, saying, “Really? Little old me? Aww, shucks, thank you so much!”
- Jessica Simpson‘s dad has given John Mayer his seal of approval, though he says she’ll always prefer a father’s touch.
- Ike Turner was arrested after a drug warrant that was issued and recalled in the late 80′s was mistakenly never removed from the court system’s computer. He’s just lucky they didn’t find out about that whole wife-beating thing, either.
- Send out happy thoughts to The Office‘s Jenna Fischer, who fell down and fractured her back in four places at the NBC Upfronts this week after hearing that her beloved George Lopez Show had been cancelled.
- Jessica Alba says she is, like, so over being hot. Now she’s just really into looking like an emaciated retarded person.
