UNEMPLOYMENT CHECK: Time is Moving Really Really Slowly

This might be one of the best 911 calls we’ve ever heard. A police officer who ate too many pot brownies (or PB’s) with his wife calls 911 claiming they are dying. Oh, and the pot he used to bake with? Confiscated from one of his arrests of course! Being a cop must be a pretty sweet job, until you start thinking your eyeballs are invisible and that your wife is actually a fog-breathing dragon in fishnets.