Ooh, people from The Hills are making news today. You’ll want to hear all about these developments if you’re a teenage girl and/or me. Here we go:
Jason Wahler: First he wracked up an impressive multi-state arrest record, then pictures surfaced of him playing Russian Roulette and now, finally, J-Wahl has entered rehab. Why would he do that? Mostly because it was the only way to avoid going to jail. Personally, I would like to take a moment to pose a few questions to the rehab center: First of all, while you’re working on Jason, can you cure him of being an asshole too? And second, if you have a minute, can you also check his pockets to see if you can find the summer Lauren wasted on him? She’d really like to get that back.
Spencer Pratt: Always ready to adopt any cause that may win him attention, The Hills’ resident douche-weasel has taken up the Free Paris Hilton cause, putting a petition on his MySpace page that he promises to take to the mayor of LA–as if that will do any good. He tells US Weekly:
“I’ve always thought that the punishment should fit the crime. Paris… is such a good role model and a smart business woman. So it’s a shame that a miscommunication between her and her people is landing her in jail.”
“A good role model”? Really? You can really post that and not feel like a complete ass? Thanks for your opinions on the case, Spencer. You are my moral compass.
Heidi Montag: Still has new boobs.
