- In the latest issue of Radar Magazine, Lindsay Lohan is “declaring war” against the paparazzi. Her battle plan primarily consists of doing lots of drugs, sleeping around and acting insane.
- In a related story, Entertainment Tonight has hired Dina Lohan as their red carpet correspondent for the premiere of Lindsay‘s new film Georgia Rule, which means she’s also going to have to deal with the momarazzi.
- Miss USA Tara Conner has been hired by MTV to host the comeback of 90′s dating show Singled Out. This time around, the show will be trying to identify the hottest bisexual coke enthusiasts who want to make out with other girls to get boys’ attention.
- Billy Ray Cyrus did the boot-scootin’ boogie off Dancing With the Stars last night, meaning we probably won’t have to hear from him for at least a year or until the next season of The Surreal Life, whichever comes first.
- K-Fed on Britney‘s rehab romance with Howie Day: “I guess you have to head to the dump to find trash”. This coming from a broke white back-up dancer from Fresno who aspires to be a rapper.
