The guys over at FHM Magazine clearly realize that Jenny McCarthy is more than just a pretty face with a smokin’ body – she’s also a serious journalist. And like any serious journalist, she elects to deliver her ongoing sex advice “column” verbally, in a bikini, in the back of a car, while being photographed. We checked out her latest effort and here are a few things we learned:
- Jenny wants to bring Making Out Back (mostly with Jim Carrey and his money).
- Making out properly does not mean “shoving your tongue down the back of her throat and moaning”. Who knew?
- However, standing in the middle of a mall is an excellent place to make out. Preferably in front of the Orange Julius.
- Jenny lying spread-eagle in the backseat of a car isn’t as hot as you’d think.
- Smooth jazz is the perfect accompanying soundtrack to some bimbo rolling around in a bikini while babbling about doing it.
- She doesn’t seem to be very comfortable holding that “bottle of Coke with a straw” prop.
- Jenny thinks you guys need to slow it down a little, stick to third base, which she perfectly illustrates on her hands and needs while making facial expressions that suggest she’s having an orgasm.
- You should terrify your parents by having sex in their basement.
- Without all the talking and words, this would have been a very sexual advice column.
The more you know, people.
