- Here’s a weird one: John Mayer chopped off that strange floaty afro he was sporting, bought some sort of miracle pomade, and voila! He’s gorgeous! No word if his Scissorhands were responsible.
- For once, a poll we completely agree with: U2‘s song “Elevation” scored high on a list of the worst written song in history, for it’s line “I’ve got no self-control, been living like a mole.” Though we would have included the song for the lines “A-Whooo-oooo, A-Whooo-oooo!” alone.
- Picture it: The Kentucky Derby. Pam from Martin and Michael Jordan betting on horses, when Jordan recommends a horse that ends up losing. In typical Pam style, she bitches and moans until Jordan hands her $1,000 to bet on another horse. This post brought to you by the 1990′s. The 90′s: We knew you when.
- We really can’t wait until Fischer-Price starts making indestructible televisions, and cribs come with pre-installed HDTV’s.
- Have breakfast with The Office‘s Angela and Kevin in Scranton!
- Finally, we think it’s admirable that celebrity designers are stepping up to the plate to create fashionable, reusable supermarket shopping bags. Now, do you think you could price them a little less than $500-$1,000 you f**king rich, pompous d*cks?
