- FAUX PAW: No, that’s not Abe Froman, the Sausage King of Chicago, grabbing Queen Elizabeth‘s hand… it’s Mickey Rooney! Little Britain fans might recognize the Queen’s expressiong from this. (Act Your Speed)
- BAD IDEA PLUS-SIZED JEANS: We wish Rosie O’Donnell all the luck in the world with her post-View career… but please do not hand over The Price is Right crown to her! Just imagine how tiny the microphone would look… (NY Daily News)
- SIZEMORE OF THE SAME: Craggy-faced actor Tom Sizemore continues being the baddest ass in Hollywood, arrested today for posession of crystal meth. It’s so sad to see such a talented man turn into a Toothless McGillicutty. (Yahoo News)
- YET MORE REASON TO BE JEALOUS OF OUR BRITISH FRIENDS: Prince is planning on playing 21 concerts in London over the summer — 21! He won’t be playing any other European cities as he is too busy “studying the Bible”. We assume he is referring to the bible of Hot Tiny Man Love. In other news, anyone have a British couch I can crash on? (Daily Scotsman)
- AND BECAUSE SPIDERMAN 3 IS SUCH A SUCCESS: Mike Myers wants to make yet another Austin Powers movie, this time focusing on the more evil Dr... Evil. Finally, the doc will earn that one billion dollars he seems so hung up on. (SciFi.com)
