God bless the Brits for their love of sleazy, sordid tabloid gossip. This latest report in the News of the World provides SHOCKING! TERRIFYING! MIND-EXPLODING! grainy camera photos of a young lady who appears to be Our Dear Lindsay, holed up in a nightclub bathroom, doing key-bumps with her little entourage of fellow narcotic enthusiasts. While pretty much all grainy photographs have a seedy feeling about them, there’s really nothing particularly shocking in these: you can hardly tell who the people are or what they’re doing. It’s sort of like The Zapruder Film of skanky poptards. The report also breaks the shocking revelations that Lohan might not be the chaste little paragon of monogamy that we’d previously thought:
Sordid snaps of her snorting the drug and shoving it up a pal’s nose was taken as she and two friends crammed into a club toilet during a wild night on the town.Then the Mean Girls star bragged to the others: “I’m going to New York tomorrow to f*** Jude Law.”
Sure, this all sounds pretty salacious, but really, who HASN’T been standing around in a bathroom stall with 8 of their best drug friends, tooting rail after rail of Bolivian marching powder when they accidentally let slip their upcoming travel & sex with a famous person plans? In fact, give me a couple more rails and I’ll tell you all about my upcoming trip to Disney World and the plans I have for Ariel the mermaid.
