On July 2, 2007, tabloid queen Lindsay Lohan will be turning 21 years old. To celebrate, she plans on throwing a monumental birthday bash in Las Vegas:
Lohan said turning 21 has “been a long time coming” for her friends who own clubs in Los Angeles. After she’s legal, “they don’t have to worry about getting into trouble,” for letting her inside, she told host Ellen DeGeneres.
This is an amusing idea. It’s no secret Lindsay has been drinking, partying, and doing drugs since she was a young teenager conquering Hollywood. And while most kids celebrate their 21st birthday by getting really drunk, doing 21 shots, partying til dawn, this is how Lohan has been spending the majority of her waking life for so many years. It’s lost it’s cachet. It’s yesterday’s news. It’s old hat.
So how, then, should Lindsay spend her 21st birthday? Well, since she’s a girl always acting way older than her age, we have a few suggestions for how she could really celebrate her birthday in a brand new, fun and fresh style!
She could:
- Join the AARP
- OD on Doan’s Back Pills
- Huff Ben-Gay
- Tip 8 percent on dinner
- Get a ticket for going under the speed limit on her brand new Rascal Scooter
- Cry by herself in a dark room
Any other suggesties? AND HAPPY 21st LINDS!
