- A hairdresser gave a client a cut while the two jumped out of an airplane. Despite rushing air, bruising jerkiness and the vertigo of freefall, cut is still better than what’s given at SuperCuts.
- When no one notices that an old man on a train has died, he totally gets a few free roundtrip rides. The dead have all the luck.
- To attract tourists, a Chinese city is proclaiming itself a “women’s town,” where men will have to do exactly what their ladies tell them or face punishment. Marriage joke, marriage joke, blah, blah, blah.
- After assualting her husband during a disagreement right after the wedding, a bride is cuffed and hauled off to jail. Marriage joke, marriage joke, blah, blah, blah.
- Chinese news agencies are reporting that a local cat has given birth to a puppy. Because you should always trust everything you read in China’s media.
